Like why does RC have to end ?????? $%#$%$#%………..

If I could access the interpreter shell of the universe I would run the following commands,

>>> time = time - 3 months
ClockRewinded...
>>> funds += funds_spent_these_past_three_months
Done...
>>> knowledge = knowledge_at_now
Wisdom maintained...

Sigh…. if only I could get my hands on this magical keyboard…